Introducing...Ghostly Poems!

The newest Unrestricted Editions chapbook, brought to you from the master of all things spooky, student-writer Wells Denison. As Wells says: read at your own risk. Scroll down for an excerpt.

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Thirteen Ways to Look Like a Ghost

1.
Apply gray, black, and white makeup.

2.
Dress up in a ghost costume.
Find a piece of clothing
that looks old and tattered.
Then distress it more.

3.
Then put on all the accessories
you like: gloves, hat, masks, etc.
You could even put on black shoes.
Black as night.

4.
A ghost can possess you.

5.
If I was a ghost
I would make everything
float.

6.
Ghosts never fart.

7.
Ghosts sleep in their dead bodies
in their coffins all day long.

8.
I guess a ghost could haunt
a person who is faint of heart.

9.
A ghost scares people
instead of being bored
by living forever.

10.
The creepiest thing
about a haunted scarecrow
is that he has no eyes.

11.

When a ghost hides
inside a vase
and dumps the water out
on your head
it makes you jump
and run away.

12.
Ghosts
cry
blood.

13.
The ghost of Llewellyn Dennison
comes out of its dead body
in Lexington, Massachusetts
on Halloween
and parties from 11am
until one o’clock.